Star Wars fans know the running gag about how badly Storm Troopers shoot. Yes, even despite Obi Wan Kenobi stating in Episode IV just how “precise” their shooting was. I am sitting here watching the Penguins tonight against the Buffalo Sabres and they are, quite frankly, looking as if they have hired a shooting coach that once belong to the Galactic Empire’s finest.

Shots are coming fast and furious but they are all going high or wide of Lalime in the net. Come on guys!

My advice to the Penguins is to fire the ex-Storm Trooper and stop listening to his advice. No matter what you may have heard, they really cannot hit the broad side of a barn.