I have now watched the events that transpired during Friday night’s game between the Islanders and the Penguins three times. I had to rewatch it because after seeing it the first time I just could not believe what I saw and needed to make sure I really did in fact see what I saw.
After the previous game between the two clubs, which ended with Rick DiPietro acting like an ass, trying to trip Matt Cooke in the waning moments, and then getting a one punch beat down from Penguins backup goalie Brent Johnson, everyone expected the pathetic, next to last place in the Eastern Conference, laughing stocks of the league that are the New York Islanders to exact their pound of flesh like a child having a temper tantrum. What ensued however can only be best described as an institutional decision to make a mockery of the game. Furthermore it was a decision that most likely emanating from the offices of General Manager Garth Snow.
Yes, that is right I said it. It is obvious to me that that Garth Snow (career record of 135-147-44) who made a career out of being a loser has imparted his loser mentality on the New York Islanders. It is clear that he and his folks sitting up away from the ice (and not having to worry about getting their own asses kicked) sent a message that to the Islanders players that they were to brawl up a storm on Friday night because the fisticuffs never stopped. Had these actions not been condoned by management it would have been stopped long before it got out of hand by order of Mr. Snow or others. On Sunday, after his team instigated nearly every on ice incident, Garth Snow actually opined that he could not imagine why the Penguins were not fined $100,000 like his team of miscreants was.
In a night filled with fights the lowlights culminated with Trevor Gillies going after the head of Eric Tangradi and then continuing to beat on his injured body like a spastic child and Michael Haley trying to take on goalie Brant Johnson, a move which prompted, rightfully, Eric Godard leaping from the bench to intervene and protect his net minder.
Gillies got a pathetically laughable 9 games for his assault. Godard got an automatic 10 game suspension for coming to the defense of his teammate. That is the rule when it comes to Godard’s actions however it is sad that the league even considers this somehow adequate punishment for Gillies based on his actions. 10 games for defending someone but just 9 games for Gillies’ obvious attempt to maliciously injure? HA!
Lemieux said of the incident the following:
“Hockey is a tough, physical game, and it always should be. But what happened Friday night on Long Island wasn’t hockey. It was a travesty. It was painful to watch the game I love turn into a sideshow like that.
“The NHL had a chance to send a clear and strong message that those kinds of actions are unacceptable and embarrassing to the sport. It failed.
“We, as a league, must do a better job of protecting the integrity of the game and the safety of our players. We must make it clear that those kinds of actions will not be tolerated and will be met with meaningful disciplinary action.
“If the events relating to Friday night reflect the state of the league, I need to re-think whether I want to be a part of it.”
That response was panned, humorously, by league officials, Islanders fans (who wouldn’t know a hockey puck from a hamburger) and so-called hockey experts who swoon any time Wayne Gretzky speaks but have rarely had anything nice to say about a player as great or greater in Mr. Lemieux. And everyone here knows that I have not kind things to say about Mario at times, particularly when he threatened to move the Penguins to Kansas City or elsewhere. But he is right on the mark.
Yeah, I know what you ill informed and hockey illiterate types out there have moaned and even have had echoed by certain media outlets with their noses so far up the league’s posterior that you certainly do not want to get too close to them. ”But the Penguins have Matt Cooke!” Yeah, Matt Cooke who has become known in recent years as a vicious “head hunter” and a “dirty player”. Ok, first of all let’s get this straight. Every team has a “dirty player” by some definition or another. The only difference is whether or not that player plays for the team you root for as to how “dirty” you think they are.
Matt Cooke plays hockey hard. He also does not pull punches or checks. He looks for people to hit. Yep. He does all that. He even raises an elbow every now and again as do all players in the league from Alex Ovechkin to Sidney Crosby on down the line. Cooke rarely pulls up. If a player goes after a puck along the boards and turns his back while Cooke is in flight for a check he still hits them. He also gets penalized a lot for that. And the truth is that a lot of players purposefully turn their backs when they know players like Cooke are coming at them to try and draw penalties. Fact is that Matt Cooke is no dirtier than the player on your particular team of choice that you root for who does the same thing.
But here is something else that Matt Cooke does. He plays offense. He plays hockey with the puck as well. Matt Cooke this season has 10 goals and 13 assists and is a plus 9. He is not a goon no matter how badly you want him to be one. Last year he scored 15 goals and 15 assists and was a plus 17. In 2008-09 he had 13 goals and 18 assists and was even one the score sheet. He is also one of the league’s premier penalty killers and has 2 short handed goals this season. He is not, by any stretch of the imagination, some no talent hack like so many of those employed by other teams for the same purposes.
Yeah he plays on the edge. Lots of players do. And sometimes he goes over that edge. This year he has 106 penalty minutes as punishment for that.
But there is no way on this or any other planet that you can compare him to Trevor Gillies; a man who in 32 games this year has just 1 goal, no assists is a minus 2 and has 109 penalty minutes. Mind you that is 109 penalty minutes in just 32 games. Again, Matt Cooke has 106, but in 54 games. Gillies is a man that is out there to do exactly what he did on Friday night. Even the Penguins, who employ pugilist Eric Godard, use him sparingly and dress him when the other team dresses their big fighters. Godard has played in only 17 games this season. In 2009-10 when Godard played in 45 games even he only racked up 76 penalty minutes all year. In 2008-09 in 71 games Godard had 171 penalty minutes. If Gillies played that many games this year, which he won’t because he has about half as much tallent, he would be on pace for 241 total penalty minutes.
So spare me the excuses about who the Penguins employ to play on their team as justification for Friday night’s atrocity. Doing so only shows you as what you are; a die hard ignorant Islander’s apologist, a league official trying desperately to cover your ass or a know-nothing hack who is in over your head trying to curry favor with league officials who probably don’t even know you exist.
The Penguins and the Islanders meet once more this season, in New York, on April 8th. It is the next to last game before the playoffs start and the Islanders start making plans for tee times at the golf course (and tea times with their wives too) because that is how badly they suck. Part of me wants to see a Penguins team with their lineup (minus Malkin) back intact go in there and beat them on the score sheet so badly that in the final minutes, with nothing left to prove, Eric Godard can jump over the boards, hunt down and grab a cowering Trevor Gillies who has just wet himself by the scruff of his yellow neck, beat his ass senseless on the ice, drag him through the door to the player’s bench and down the runway to the visiting team’s locker room and slam his head against the wall repeatedly while beating him to a bloody pulp then leaving him on the floor to think about what he has done. After all, Godard isn’t going to play in the playoffs anyway so what would another suspension mean to him at that point?
Hey, I am not a rich man, but if you are listening Mr. Godard, I have got a $1,000 for your favorite charity if you make Gillies your bitch on April 8th and make him rue the day he ever even so much as thought about becoming the pathetic little goon he is. I would offer the same deal to Matt Cooke, but Mr. Cooke, even despite his reputation, is needed for the playoffs.
To paraphrase the Rock, Mr. Goddard, know your role and shut Trevor Gillies’ hole!