The Flyers made minor news this year outside of Philadelphia with their motto “Vengeance Now.” So, in honor of the Flyers, who failed to exact complete “vengeance” on a league that beat the tar out of them last season (although they did a fairly good job by making it to the Conference finals), I have come up with some options for their 2008-09 team motto.

1) Kill All Humans!
2) Golf Now – Vengeance Later!
3) Screw You Jobu! We Do It Ourselves!
4) Ooooohhhhhhmmm … ooooohhhhhhhhmmmm
5) F^@K YOU! YOU G#D D@%M MOTHERF*&KERS!
6) We Got Hosed By That Flopper Crosby!
7) Vengeance Now Part Duex!
8 ) They May End Our Season! But They Will Never Take Our Cheese Steaks!
9) It’s Ok … We’re Medicated Now!
10) Remember, remember the eighteenth of … uh … May-ember?
11) Thundercats Hooooooooooooo!
12) Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu! (“Axes of the Dwarves! The Dwarves are upon you!” – LotR)
13) LEEROY JENKINS! (Google it – watch the video)
14) Spoooooooon!
15) Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?
16) COBRAAAAAAAAAA!
17) The pucks … they’re … they’re everywhere! (Heard being said by Martin Biron while muttering in his sleep)
18) Win If You Can. Lose If You Must. But Always Cheat!
19) Woooooooooooooo!
20) Does This Jersey Make My Ass Look Big?